Just The Freaking Recipe 

Ingredients and Instructions with a 1/4 tsp of wise ass

Tired of having to scroll through a description of someones trip to the south of Spain reveling in the scents of herbs and culture just to find the measurements and ingredients for a good paella (Rice) recipe?  Well this site should cut to the chase.  Clever names, ingredients and suggestions on how to prepare and cook (Because we all know you aren't going to follow the instructions anyways).  Enjoy!